coffeefortonystark:

macklemore dies

he is macklenomore

(via iamthedroidyourelookingfor)

skelley184:

believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out there. you’re not alone. everyone is beautiful. male or female. remember that.

skelley184:

believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out there. you’re not alone. everyone is beautiful. male or female. remember that.

(Source: were-still-screaming, via iamthedroidyourelookingfor)

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

(via adiebold)

I love how sunlight feels on my skin but I despise heat. You feel me?

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via shieps)

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

(Source: grimelords, via shieps)

apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

  • IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
  • IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
  • ITS NICE
  • YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
  • BEING MEAN IS MEAN
  • THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE

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adiebold:

dingiius:

Sorry not sorry 

This is the best.

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

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poopflow:

gay-without-pay:

poopflow:

do you ever go to reblog a post and add something funny and you type it out a few different ways and it doesnt work out so you shake your head and deeply sigh and close the post 

This is my whole tumblr career.

you should have just closed the post when u made that comment tbh

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rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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